I'm going to hell!

Today i did something i'm not too proud of. I swore at an elderly, disabled lady! Now before i am condemned by my peers (If anyone actually reads this) i feel i must set the scene so to speak. Imagine if you will a cold and extremely wet glasgow afternoon. I've just been to the job shop and anyone whose had the misfortune of going to one of those places will contest to how truly depressing a trip it is. So i decide to cheer myself up with a cheeseburger and coffee from McDonalds (Other fast food chans are available!)Well i'm waiting for the bus in the rain as the bus stop is packed with hoodies, single mothers and the elderly, when a bus pulls up. I get on to be confronted by a gravelly voiced old buzzard in an archaic motorised wheelchair. Naturally i step aside, back into the rain to let grotbags go past only she's not happy! The bus apparently isn't low enough to get off and she's decided that the driver is deriving some sort of twisted pleasure at the sight of her doing some sort of Evil Kenevil death dive off the bus so she has a go at the poor fellow. The driver politely tells her thats as low as the hydraulics go. This wizenned old buzzard won't have this and demands that she can't get off. At this point Your soggy hero interjects with"If you can't get off, how did you get on in the first place?" At this point the old witch goes feral and starts calling me a "cheeky wee? fucker" and i should respect my elders! Now i've always had respect for the older generation (Except that time when i said shit to ann old man) But i'd truly have enough and promptly told her to fucking button it before i wheeled her down a flight of particularly steep stairs! To which pretty much everyone on the bus looks at me like i've just curled one out on her lap and used her tartan rug to wipe! Irony was the bus wasn't even going to my chosen destination. Now gentle reader i do feel a slight pang of remorse at this, however i feel sometimes these things need to be said to remind people that they are not the only inhabitants of this world! I tire now, I must rest........... Much love,

The Cap.